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(Read this like it's Jack considering his romance options: )
"NCR [...] They're a little bit bureaucratic and kinda control freaks. I mean, they're not bad people, they're just... you know... I don't see eye to eye on all the little details with them. [...] Big picture - we're not too dissimilar. Little picture - we're complete oposites. However... Me and Mr.House - definitely not compatible. Me and the Legion - well, that's just a giggle. So there you go. Lesser of three evils."
FNV (Chapter 8) #5 [05:23]


"Guys... This, is Lilly.
Lilly - The Guys.
Lilly is going to be staying here for a little while. I'm visiting a casino. Aaand, to be honest I'm a little worried that Lilly will try to kill it. Or give it a name and try to adopt it... Don't ask."
FNV (Chapter 8) #5 [13:54]


"[unintelligible throat noises] I'll tell you what. How about... instead of that... why don't I... just viciously kill you! I could shoot you in the face and your head could explode. How about that as an alternative plan of action?! I think that's a pretty good one.
I could explain the details! I could give you a bullet point list of how I will do it. I could draw a diagram... It could be. Full. Colour. [ unintelligible throat squeeking] "
FNV (Chapter 8) #5 [18:32]


"-[...]I'm about to lose my patience.
- [angrily through his teeth] Well, that's fine. Because we can go and look for it together, while we look for mine. Because my patience has been missing for a long... time."
FNV (Chapter 8) #5 [30:00]


"Joana: If you think you can help me, folow me to my room, please.
Jack: O.K.
Joana: Follow me, hun. [flirty tone]
Jack: I'm... following...
Stealth Suit: Are we being watched?( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "
FNV (Chapter 8) #5 [37:25]

Edited by Spellcaster

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(Conversation between Outsider and Gopher: )
"-[...]what are you willing to become?
Fifteen years ago, I asked Corvo that last question.
This is the moment that changed him.

-Dude, there's a whale."
DISHONORED 2 #3 [03:11]

"And the answer to your question is... I'm not going to kill any of my subjects. Those that betrayed me are not my subjects. Well, that's not true, is it? They are still my subjects because they are subjects to my rule (or they would be, if I was ruling). I'm not ruling, so they're not my subjects... Yes, imma kill'em all."
DISHONORED 2 #3 [03:39]

"Yes, thank you. Uuuhh... Can we talk about the whale tho?"
DISHONORED 2 #3 [04:07]

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"It's Cruela and Dookie."
DISHONORED 2 #4 [02:09]

"I don't wanna be robbing innocent people of all their stuff. [looks at the shelf] Ivory Skrimshaw... [...] It's an emergency." 
DISHONORED 2 #4 [30:54]

"So, we know grenades and fiery bolts will clear the way. Although... Lets face it - they usually do."
DISHONORED 2 #4 [46:53]

"Should I say hello or should I just knock'im out and then say hello."
DISHONORED 2 #4 [49:15]

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FALLOUT: NEW VEGAS (Chapter 8) #10

 

"It would be like me turning round and saying has anyone seen my car keys? And someone jumps up and says "I've never ever ever stick car keys in an orifice I shouldn't talk about..never, I've never done it not even once; how dare you suggest otherwise"  It kinda makes you think ... Maybe your car keys are somewhere you Don't wanna investigate"

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15 hours ago, Spellcaster said:

FALLOUT- NEW VEGAS (Chapter 8) #11 - I Hate the Gundersons

(There is too much in this one to write it all down. Just watch what's happening and listen to the word choice accompanying it.)

Truly this episode is classic Gopher! :lol:

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"As your empress, I do not approve. I'm kidding . . . I'm kidding. I don't approve of you being dead; that's terrible! Well, it depends on who you are -- maybe you were a horrible person. In which case, congratulations on being dead -- it was the best thing you've ever done." 

DISHONORED 2 #16 (12:39)

Edited by Snake Doctor

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