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AlphaSword

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About AlphaSword

  • Rank
    New Minion
  • Birthday 02/25/2001

Profile Information

  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    Tartarus
  • Interests
    I like nerdy shit such as fantasy, Roleplaying (again, the nerdy kind) and weebshit.
  • Steam
    https://steamcommunity.com
  • Xbox Live
    None.
  • PlayStation Network
    None.
  • Xbox Live
    As above, None.

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  1. O behold! Whimsical reminiscence hath led me to return~! for probably another day, or something.

    1. DeltaCortis

      DeltaCortis

      What year is it!?

    2. AlphaSword

      AlphaSword

      HELL IF I FUCKING KNOW

       

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  2. Wait, I need to log in just for this! I mean, I haven't exactly been what you call active on this forum but anyway the most important thing to say is enjoy your retirement, of course. :s
  3. AlphaSword

    Heeey

    Welp, wouldn't say I'm too new, just haven't been on this forum. Although, I suppose I'm new here, as in the forum :s
  4. AlphaSword

    Heeey

    Uuuh, something something sword something erection something something castration? I just turned this unnecessarily weird and icky didn't I? Oh gawd
  5. AlphaSword

    Heeey

    Please... I'm too pure... for... this...
  6. AlphaSword

    Heeey

    I DONT KNOW, I JUST WOKE UP HERE AFTER TAKING SOME PILLS MY DOCTOR GAVE ME! ...I don't even know if I'll be here long Hopefully, I guess Uh, welp just remember you'd be snuggling with a sword, so expect cuts... Please... My soul is just as bad-tasteing as my flesh...
  7. AlphaSword

    Heeey

    I'm already overwhelmed, the first two post mention "rutabagas" and "meatfleshbits"... You're... you're not going to kill me, Sic? Right? ...I taste bad... Please...
  8. AlphaSword

    Heeey

    ....Sh-should I be here? Please say yes ... If it IS a yes... Then I guess, you may remember me if I haven't disappeared into obscurity as a Knight Of The Blue? Or just some annoying lunatic who rambled on about colours or something. Welp, this is possibly the worst introduction post, isn't it? :/
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